[Name:] Evisse
Reason: It’s the rearranged letters of a word minus some letters plus some letters of a site my used to be best friend and I made because it’s amazing.
[Definition:]
1 : an imaginary and indefinitely remote place
2 often capitalized : a place of ideal perfection especially in laws, government, and social conditions
3: an impractical scheme for social improvement
- Merriam Webster Dictionary
[Declaration of Intent:]
“We, the Society of People Who Don’t Like the World, are going to change it. Now how do we plan to do this? Well you see, what the world needs is magic. So poof we have magic. Now we need some strange, partially insane, lacking in intellect person to rule this kingdom. And you’d better marry fast. Oh and you, you can rule another kingdom. Remember to have kids so you have an heir and we don’t start going on murderous rampages for power like what happens every other time. I, on the other hand, ladies and gentlemen, shall hide away in my little castle doing magic because I’m just that epic. Satisfied? And all you can have cool jobs and do cool stuff and not die of global warming in the next year. Sounds amazing, right?! See there is a Utopia it just ain’t perfect; it's amazing. So why a drastic change? Well the world really sucks for a lot of people right now they’re miserable and we’re going to die because of all the dumb things we are doing. Also, where’s the sense of humour? So is this necessary or what? Otherwise you’re all going to die and be miserable people! One more thing! We’re going to have giant lakes so we never run out of fresh water. Plus the world’s going to somehow be ten times as big and magic will keep you from dying from the pressure. Thank you.”
- World leader of the Society of People Who Don’t Like the World, February 1 2013
[Rules:]
1. Do not complain about politics unless people are dying. These people have no idea what they are doing.
2. Do not murder anyone. This would be kind of bad because we’d have to put you in some ugly, dirty place and no one deserves that.
3. Don’t eat anything that someone with horns gives you. Either you are going to be the best jig dancer in the world or start floating until you disappear.
4. If you walk in the forest, you cannot sue us for putting bad stuff in there. We were just having a bit of fun.
5. If you see a gingerbread house, make sure to eat the whole thing within two days.
6. If you are wearing a red hood in the forest, make sure to pet the wolf and hug it when it says hi.
7. If you find a sleeping princess, don’t kiss her. She’ll probably have you arrested.
8. If you have a stepmother, you’d better give her a glass slipper or an apple if you met some dwarves.
9. If you are the oldest sibling, make sure to seek your fortune before a younger sibling does and makes it all cliché.
10. Don’t throw stones at the mayor. He’ll throw them back.
11. Don’t try to ride dragons. This will start a whole series by some teen obsessed with Tolkien.
Note: A picture was drawn, but sadly it failed to upload on the computer.
Reason: It’s the rearranged letters of a word minus some letters plus some letters of a site my used to be best friend and I made because it’s amazing.
[Definition:]
1 : an imaginary and indefinitely remote place
2 often capitalized : a place of ideal perfection especially in laws, government, and social conditions
3: an impractical scheme for social improvement
- Merriam Webster Dictionary
[Declaration of Intent:]
“We, the Society of People Who Don’t Like the World, are going to change it. Now how do we plan to do this? Well you see, what the world needs is magic. So poof we have magic. Now we need some strange, partially insane, lacking in intellect person to rule this kingdom. And you’d better marry fast. Oh and you, you can rule another kingdom. Remember to have kids so you have an heir and we don’t start going on murderous rampages for power like what happens every other time. I, on the other hand, ladies and gentlemen, shall hide away in my little castle doing magic because I’m just that epic. Satisfied? And all you can have cool jobs and do cool stuff and not die of global warming in the next year. Sounds amazing, right?! See there is a Utopia it just ain’t perfect; it's amazing. So why a drastic change? Well the world really sucks for a lot of people right now they’re miserable and we’re going to die because of all the dumb things we are doing. Also, where’s the sense of humour? So is this necessary or what? Otherwise you’re all going to die and be miserable people! One more thing! We’re going to have giant lakes so we never run out of fresh water. Plus the world’s going to somehow be ten times as big and magic will keep you from dying from the pressure. Thank you.”
- World leader of the Society of People Who Don’t Like the World, February 1 2013
[Rules:]
1. Do not complain about politics unless people are dying. These people have no idea what they are doing.
2. Do not murder anyone. This would be kind of bad because we’d have to put you in some ugly, dirty place and no one deserves that.
3. Don’t eat anything that someone with horns gives you. Either you are going to be the best jig dancer in the world or start floating until you disappear.
4. If you walk in the forest, you cannot sue us for putting bad stuff in there. We were just having a bit of fun.
5. If you see a gingerbread house, make sure to eat the whole thing within two days.
6. If you are wearing a red hood in the forest, make sure to pet the wolf and hug it when it says hi.
7. If you find a sleeping princess, don’t kiss her. She’ll probably have you arrested.
8. If you have a stepmother, you’d better give her a glass slipper or an apple if you met some dwarves.
9. If you are the oldest sibling, make sure to seek your fortune before a younger sibling does and makes it all cliché.
10. Don’t throw stones at the mayor. He’ll throw them back.
11. Don’t try to ride dragons. This will start a whole series by some teen obsessed with Tolkien.
Note: A picture was drawn, but sadly it failed to upload on the computer.
